batched:

struckby21:

nihil-sub-sole-novum:

this is what a good hitler joke looks like

i feel like such a geek understanding this joke

sit down kid literally everyone gets it

batched:

struckby21:

nihil-sub-sole-novum:

this is what a good hitler joke looks like

i feel like such a geek understanding this joke

sit down kid literally everyone gets it

(via meet-crapbag)

lumos5001:

skyfallat221b:

pincho32:

lizthefangirl:

but when you hear a line in a movie/tv show dIREctLY frOM tHE bOOk

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When the way they say the line is completely wrong

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and the HP fandom never forgave and it never forgot

(via meet-crapbag)

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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(via distraction)

spoopyputin:

conchitacouldyounot:

In which an anonymous voice from the crowd says what we all think.

I WAS STANDING NEXT TO THE PERSON WHO SCREAMED THIS OMG
spoopyputin:

conchitacouldyounot:

In which an anonymous voice from the crowd says what we all think.

I WAS STANDING NEXT TO THE PERSON WHO SCREAMED THIS OMG

spoopyputin:

conchitacouldyounot:

In which an anonymous voice from the crowd says what we all think.

I WAS STANDING NEXT TO THE PERSON WHO SCREAMED THIS OMG

(via strangeparkings)


Storm at sea

Storm at sea

Storm at sea
iguanamouth:

she just stood there doing this little dance until we got up
iguanamouth:

she just stood there doing this little dance until we got up
iguanamouth:

she just stood there doing this little dance until we got up
iguanamouth:

she just stood there doing this little dance until we got up
iguanamouth:

she just stood there doing this little dance until we got up
iguanamouth:

she just stood there doing this little dance until we got up

iguanamouth:

she just stood there doing this little dance until we got up

(via strangeparkings)

frecklebuttcronus:

causeallidoisdance:

no-this-is-jarod:

they got mad

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Green Day lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong wrote this about his father, who died of cancer on September 1st, 1982. At his father’s funeral, Billie cried, ran home and locked himself in his room. When his mother got home and knocked on the door to Billie’s room, Billie simply said, “Wake me up when September ends.”

So I’d be angry too if people kept this shit up every single year.

i am going to reblog this until i die

(via gerrardway)

anonj-the-writress:

skinnykate:

justonebreathatatime:

omfg that FACE

Too funny and horribly true not to reblog a million times

THIS IS ACCURATE AS HELL OH MY GOD
anonj-the-writress:

skinnykate:

justonebreathatatime:

omfg that FACE

Too funny and horribly true not to reblog a million times

THIS IS ACCURATE AS HELL OH MY GOD

anonj-the-writress:

skinnykate:

justonebreathatatime:

omfg that FACE

Too funny and horribly true not to reblog a million times

THIS IS ACCURATE AS HELL OH MY GOD

(via meet-crapbag)

madameatomicbomb:

fetalpile:

rasec-wizzlbang:

did-you-kno:

If a catastrophe caused the Internet to crash, there are 7 people in the world who have keycards that can reboot the system when all 7 keys are used together. Source

It’s getting to the point where technology is indistinguishable from magic.
"Oh, no, the MASSIVE INTANGIBLE LIBRARY OF INFORMATION which allows humans all over the planet to communicate and share information has ceased functioning! Call upon the seven sages whom hold the artifacts which will repair it!"

Dude its even better than that, they have to journey to a certain location in america to combine their codes into the Master Code which can revive the internet.

WHY ISN’T THERE A MOVIE ABOUT THIS?

(via meet-crapbag)

“One day you’re going to see her holding hands with someone who took your chance. She won’t even notice you because she’s too busy laughing with the stupid jokes he makes. And it will burn your heart seeing that beautiful smile on her face and realizing that you’re not the reason anymore. And then it will finally hit you: it was her, it was always her.”
— (via chloeep)

(via chloeep)

tsuthetiger:

tHAT DOG IS GONNA DIE OF A HEART ATTACK
tsuthetiger:

tHAT DOG IS GONNA DIE OF A HEART ATTACK
tsuthetiger:

tHAT DOG IS GONNA DIE OF A HEART ATTACK
tsuthetiger:

tHAT DOG IS GONNA DIE OF A HEART ATTACK
tsuthetiger:

tHAT DOG IS GONNA DIE OF A HEART ATTACK

tsuthetiger:

tHAT DOG IS GONNA DIE OF A HEART ATTACK

(via strangeparkings)